Hey, guys and gals and gulls (if there are any seagulls reading this), this is a quick note to say that there will not be an October Real Characters show.
We’ll be back on November 12 at 8pm with an incredible lineup of readers and performers. Which is good, ‘cause that gives you more time to work on your Halloween costume. What are you gonna be?! Don’t go as a seagull again. You went as a seagull last year. Remember? We got in a fight at that Halloween party on Coney Island where we both wanted the same slice of sidewalk pizza? Every year, you dress as a sexy seagull for Halloween and we get in a drunken, squawking argument on the beach. It’s time to turn our lives around.